diabeticwitchbrother:

lexisintoomanyfandoms:

awesomephilia:

I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN. NOW I’M…image

I don’t get it…

LION ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)

leedskiss:

“niall i need to come inside”

“whats the password?”

*long heavy sigh*

“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”

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